It’s way too expensive for something spit can replace.”

“No it can’t. We’ve been running on spit for a week now and I’m sore.”

A woman huffs as she walks past them and great, Brendon is absolutely unable to be quiet.

Oh my GOD. Seriously? This is perfect. The fact that this is based on a true story is even fucking better. You win. So fucking hard. And Ryan's denial about how awesome the warm lube was was awesome. XD