Brendon Picspam (100+ pics)
Apr. 25th, 2009 02:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
fleurdeliseebckpIt all started here and then ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
devilswhore_x and cardel convinced me to extend it into a larger one, which really got out of hand as you will see in a moment.
NOT DIAL UP FRIENDLY. I seriously recommend you go away if your Internet connection sucks. Or you can always click the cut and then go take a walk, and then cook yourself something to eat, maybe take a shower or a nap, and then come back.
You have been warned.
In my pre-posting preparation process, I tried to come up with some sort of structure for this picspam. I divided it in categories but, seriously, they could all go under Smoking Hot.
Let's get started, shall we?
Baby
Except the one where you can see his face with a mouse make up (my favorites are a bunch of shit and I can't find it), this is probably the youngest we ever saw him. He's already adorable.
Isn't he cute?
BRENDEN. FAIL.
He grew up.
ICU braces. I share the pain.
Some incidents happened on the way, like this lost fight against hair bleach.
But he grew up and got over it.
Some birthdays later...
The Brendon we all know and love appeared.
But even as the months passed, he kept looking like a five year old.
The pink hoodie. It should get its own picspam.
This almost ended in Smoking Hot but he looks so young and squishable.
Even if I sort of promiseddevilswhore_x there would be no Ryden, there will be because I can't avoid it. They can't stay away from each other and I just can't avoid it. So if you don't ship it, deal with it or cover Ryan with your hands or something. I love Ryden.
He still acts like a five year old too.
Smile
His smile is one of the best thing in the world.
His laugh, too.
This is only here because I felt Smile was pretty empty and Smoking Hot was getting too full.
Idem.
His laugh.
If someone has a link to this interview, I would be really, really, really happy if you could share it with me. I've only seen excerpt and I really need to see the whole thing.
"I'll do anything to be on television."
Someone dared cutting Patrick out of this. Ryan needs a haircut. Brendon is just fucking amazing.
He loves his band. (NO, I REFUSE TO SHIP BRENDON/JON.)
That smirk. It's the one that killed us all in But It's Better If You Do.
He is the definition of glee.
Pete makes him smile and that's totally enough for me to start liking him.
For once he is childproof. See what I mean later (like you don't already know). Plus, stay tuned, this picture will reappear later...
I needed pictures in this category. Ngh.
He looks like a boy I had a crush on when I was 15. This should be painful to look at but instead I just find myself drooling.
Adorkable
RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOU CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS DAMN VIDEO TO COME OUT.
Seriously. O.O
Dancing...? And I will not comment on the way Ryan looks at him even if it kills me not to.
Brendon. *eyerolls*
*shakes head* What will we do with you?
He doesn't know xD
Capri Sun. I understand your choice. Also, I'm pretty sure Eric hates this picture.
This picture will reappear too. Do you begin to see a pattern?
Now if you tell me you didn't rewind your DVD a few times to watch him do this I will not believe you. Sorry.
Did you sneak in Cobra's bus Bden?
Adorable.
"Time to get dressed now."
"Or undressed!"
This is arguably Pete with him. Bden looks fat. I adore this picture.
Is that Jwalk's signature on his collar?
Three things.
1)He looks like Dopey.
2)Zack doesn't seem to struggle at all to carry Brendon. This boy needs to EAT.
3)The crack. Just. I can't. I won't even try.
See? Not childproof at all.
So much win in this picture.
HIDE THAT TONGUE PLEASE MY BRAIN IS GOING INSANE.
After finding out he didn't get Edward Cullen's role?
Well GTFO Rpattz Bden pwns you anytime as a vampire.
Trying to act all smooth but I bet he was crapping his pants because he was standing on the same stage than Mark Hoppus. I would.
His ass.
Why hello Bden.
Bden and his boys.
:O
He's more Canadian than most Canadians on this. Bryan Adams shirt, racoon hat... eh. You don't have to hide under a fur cap tp make us love you Bden, trust me.
This leads us to Smoking Hot.
Poor baby got undressed by Pete and Andy and found it humiliating.
YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO STAY QUIET WHEN THEY ARE STANDING SO CLOSE AND THAT IT'S ANATOMICALLY SPEAKING IMPOSSIBLE THAT BRENDON'S HANDS NOT ON RYAN'S ASS.
Their tiny hips touching. I can't shut Ryden up when it's this obvious.
Ngh. His hips.
As declared bydevilswhore_x and I, this picture is a weapon of mass destruction.
His lips. That's why I put it in, what do you think? *shifty eyes*
His lips again, seriously O.O
He should not be allowed to wear other colors than burgundy from now on.
Zack was scared.
I would have been too, motherfucking idiot.
I still love you but don't do this again.
This was heading for Baby but I kind of have a thing for him playing piano.
My friend calls this phase of Brendon "YOUR BRENDON, CARO" because it is well known to whoever spent more than five minutes with me that this Brendon-era kills me.
I would like to have this opening the door.
Okay, sorry. Let me find an excuse for this one...
Histheir orgasm faces? Is it okay?
So my friend and I kind of spontaneously and at the same time began singing "Apple Bottom jeans, boots with the fur, the whole club was looking at him. He hits the floor, next time you know Bden got low, low, low, low, low, low..." when we saw this picture.
You should quit, idiot. Maybe you would stop making those creepy squeaky sounds like in Time to Dance on Live in Chicago.
Tattoo, hand, arm... ngh.
Okay, fine, he's allowed to wear red too.
Correction : He's not allowed to wear shirts anymore.
I won't even try.
Imagine finding this waiting in an airport at the same time than you...
Brendon, just. Stop, okay? This isn't fair. I love my brain cells. Let me keep them.
In opposition to "YOUR BRENDON, CARO" this one is known as "ALMOST YOUR BRENDON, VAL" because she likes him better with the haircut he has right now, and she likes the beard. I don't but some of you might so I'm putting it in.
That one is "YOUR BRENDON, VAL". Ngh.
He could totally be a model.
(The shoes are horrible)
His hands.
"You know, Caro, apparently it's not the size of the fingers, it's from the tip of the middle one to the end of the palm, from what I've heard". *looks at this picture* *blushes*
I'm yet to show her Ryan's hands...
This is so unfair.
His hips don't lie.
His ass is everywhere.
IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF IT'S EVERYWHERE D:
I would also like to draw your attention on a certain Jonathan Jacob Walker. Jesus Christ.
Hands. Stop it Bden. Please.
I once spent ten minutes with my friend (always the same one) analysing Brendon's body fat. He lost weight, or trained. Refer to the beach-shirtless one to see what I mean.
It's not that much for Brendon, or for Cee-Lo's face, that I put this one here. It's to beg anyone who might have a link to this to share it. :D
Mmkay. Can you stop staring into my soul please?
Keep doing this forever Brendon.
Yeah, it's there 'cause he's shirtlesswith Ryan.
His lips. They kill me.
Always look this intense.
My Brendon. Ngh.
Yeah, don't stop doing that, alright?
He puts the ASS in mASSive, or as a certain Spencer Smith said, he puts the ASS in JurASSic Park.
And finally...
The Gray Shirt of Doom.
Oh, you know which one, don't you?
If they are sober then my name is Snow White.
And more recently...
SomeoneRyan needs to stop being a lonely, hearbreakingly miserable and huggable hermit go out with him so he can buy new shirts. I have nothing against this one, I love it on him, but he could wear something else from times to times, no?
I hope you enjoyed it. You can of course take the pictures but please, no hotlinking.
Now I really need to go to bed, I've been working on this for four hours.
devilswhore_x and cardel convinced me to extend it into a larger one, which really got out of hand as you will see in a moment. NOT DIAL UP FRIENDLY. I seriously recommend you go away if your Internet connection sucks. Or you can always click the cut and then go take a walk, and then cook yourself something to eat, maybe take a shower or a nap, and then come back.
You have been warned.
In my pre-posting preparation process, I tried to come up with some sort of structure for this picspam. I divided it in categories but, seriously, they could all go under Smoking Hot.
Let's get started, shall we?
Baby
Except the one where you can see his face with a mouse make up (my favorites are a bunch of shit and I can't find it), this is probably the youngest we ever saw him. He's already adorable.
Isn't he cute?
BRENDEN. FAIL.
He grew up.
ICU braces. I share the pain.
Some incidents happened on the way, like this lost fight against hair bleach.
But he grew up and got over it.
Some birthdays later...
The Brendon we all know and love appeared.
But even as the months passed, he kept looking like a five year old.
The pink hoodie. It should get its own picspam.
This almost ended in Smoking Hot but he looks so young and squishable.
Even if I sort of promised
devilswhore_x there would be no Ryden, there will be because I can't avoid it. They can't stay away from each other and I just can't avoid it. So if you don't ship it, deal with it or cover Ryan with your hands or something. I love Ryden.He still acts like a five year old too.
Smile
His smile is one of the best thing in the world.
His laugh, too.
This is only here because I felt Smile was pretty empty and Smoking Hot was getting too full.
Idem.
His laugh.
If someone has a link to this interview, I would be really, really, really happy if you could share it with me. I've only seen excerpt and I really need to see the whole thing.
"I'll do anything to be on television."
Someone dared cutting Patrick out of this. Ryan needs a haircut. Brendon is just fucking amazing.
He loves his band. (NO, I REFUSE TO SHIP BRENDON/JON.)
That smirk. It's the one that killed us all in But It's Better If You Do.
He is the definition of glee.
Pete makes him smile and that's totally enough for me to start liking him.
For once he is childproof. See what I mean later (like you don't already know). Plus, stay tuned, this picture will reappear later...
I needed pictures in this category. Ngh.
He looks like a boy I had a crush on when I was 15. This should be painful to look at but instead I just find myself drooling.
Adorkable
RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOU CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS DAMN VIDEO TO COME OUT.
Seriously. O.O
Dancing...? And I will not comment on the way Ryan looks at him even if it kills me not to.
Brendon. *eyerolls*
*shakes head* What will we do with you?
He doesn't know xD
Capri Sun. I understand your choice. Also, I'm pretty sure Eric hates this picture.
This picture will reappear too. Do you begin to see a pattern?
Now if you tell me you didn't rewind your DVD a few times to watch him do this I will not believe you. Sorry.
Did you sneak in Cobra's bus Bden?
Adorable.
"Time to get dressed now."
"Or undressed!"
This is arguably Pete with him. Bden looks fat. I adore this picture.
Is that Jwalk's signature on his collar?
Three things.
1)He looks like Dopey.
2)Zack doesn't seem to struggle at all to carry Brendon. This boy needs to EAT.
3)The crack. Just. I can't. I won't even try.
See? Not childproof at all.
So much win in this picture.
HIDE THAT TONGUE PLEASE MY BRAIN IS GOING INSANE.
After finding out he didn't get Edward Cullen's role?
Well GTFO Rpattz Bden pwns you anytime as a vampire.
Trying to act all smooth but I bet he was crapping his pants because he was standing on the same stage than Mark Hoppus. I would.
His ass.
Why hello Bden.
Bden and his boys.
:O
He's more Canadian than most Canadians on this. Bryan Adams shirt, racoon hat... eh. You don't have to hide under a fur cap tp make us love you Bden, trust me.
This leads us to Smoking Hot.
Poor baby got undressed by Pete and Andy and found it humiliating.
YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO STAY QUIET WHEN THEY ARE STANDING SO CLOSE AND THAT IT'S ANATOMICALLY SPEAKING IMPOSSIBLE THAT BRENDON'S HANDS NOT ON RYAN'S ASS.
Their tiny hips touching. I can't shut Ryden up when it's this obvious.
Ngh. His hips.
As declared by
devilswhore_x and I, this picture is a weapon of mass destruction.
His lips. That's why I put it in, what do you think? *shifty eyes*
His lips again, seriously O.O
He should not be allowed to wear other colors than burgundy from now on.
Zack was scared.
I would have been too, motherfucking idiot.
I still love you but don't do this again.
This was heading for Baby but I kind of have a thing for him playing piano.
My friend calls this phase of Brendon "YOUR BRENDON, CARO" because it is well known to whoever spent more than five minutes with me that this Brendon-era kills me.
I would like to have this opening the door.
Okay, sorry. Let me find an excuse for this one...
His
So my friend and I kind of spontaneously and at the same time began singing "Apple Bottom jeans, boots with the fur, the whole club was looking at him. He hits the floor, next time you know Bden got low, low, low, low, low, low..." when we saw this picture.
You should quit, idiot. Maybe you would stop making those creepy squeaky sounds like in Time to Dance on Live in Chicago.
Tattoo, hand, arm... ngh.
Okay, fine, he's allowed to wear red too.
Correction : He's not allowed to wear shirts anymore.
I won't even try.
Imagine finding this waiting in an airport at the same time than you...
Brendon, just. Stop, okay? This isn't fair. I love my brain cells. Let me keep them.
In opposition to "YOUR BRENDON, CARO" this one is known as "ALMOST YOUR BRENDON, VAL" because she likes him better with the haircut he has right now, and she likes the beard. I don't but some of you might so I'm putting it in.
That one is "YOUR BRENDON, VAL". Ngh.
He could totally be a model.
(The shoes are horrible)
His hands.
"You know, Caro, apparently it's not the size of the fingers, it's from the tip of the middle one to the end of the palm, from what I've heard". *looks at this picture* *blushes*
I'm yet to show her Ryan's hands...
This is so unfair.
His hips don't lie.
His ass is everywhere.
IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF IT'S EVERYWHERE D:
I would also like to draw your attention on a certain Jonathan Jacob Walker. Jesus Christ.
Hands. Stop it Bden. Please.
I once spent ten minutes with my friend (always the same one) analysing Brendon's body fat. He lost weight, or trained. Refer to the beach-shirtless one to see what I mean.
It's not that much for Brendon, or for Cee-Lo's face, that I put this one here. It's to beg anyone who might have a link to this to share it. :D
Mmkay. Can you stop staring into my soul please?
Keep doing this forever Brendon.
Yeah, it's there 'cause he's shirtless
His lips. They kill me.
Always look this intense.
My Brendon. Ngh.
Yeah, don't stop doing that, alright?
He puts the ASS in mASSive, or as a certain Spencer Smith said, he puts the ASS in JurASSic Park.
And finally...
The Gray Shirt of Doom.
Oh, you know which one, don't you?
If they are sober then my name is Snow White.
And more recently...
Someone
I hope you enjoyed it. You can of course take the pictures but please, no hotlinking.
Now I really need to go to bed, I've been working on this for four hours.
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Date: 2009-04-25 03:10 pm (UTC)There's just no words for the hotness that is Brendon and yeah I see you trying to sneak in Ryden, You're totally subtle though, subtle, like, an anvil falling from the sky! haha ^__^ it's okay though, no one minds a little Ryden.
Also, that picture under the baby category, the yearbook one with the caption "Brendon urie banging the skins" totally didn't send dirty thoughts to my brain, about adult Bden banging other...type...of...things, nope not one, soo, ummm yeah...
WHAT! what's wrong with Jon/Brendon, NOTHING! Caro just no, you do not understand the epic failyness (totally made up word ^__^) that is this pairing. Not to mention they're totally hot together. Actually, I didn't always like them, you know, like, once upon a time, and then I read this http://boweryd.livejournal.com/1744.html for serious READ it, I promise you won't regret it.
Back to the picspam, what else can I say Brendon is fucking hot. The lips, the apple bottom, the hands, his BEARD because OMG he looked so, good like that. I would call that my Brendon except too but I love all versions of him, but that one especially ^___^
You killed me X__X now let me attempt to return the favor ;)
This is possibly my favorite Brendon's ass picture of all time. The amount of dirty thoughts this picture has brought me are too, too many to count. Just look at how he's bending back and the arch of his spine a perfect concaved C that runs forever and then juts out at the sharp swell of his ass. And the dimples. Okay I'm going to stop now.
And then there's this one which I like for pretty much the same reasons as the above one :)
So, solemn. There's is just something really intimate and sexy in the quietness of this moment that I find really hot. *__*
Putting this up because HELLO shirtless Brendon, not because I'm trying to sell you Jon/Brendon who are walking back to their bedroom to have fun-sexy-time, no sir, I wouldn't do that *shifty-eyes*
And this one i'm putting up because of Brendon's mouth, not because Jon and Brendon are boyfriends who like to feed eachother ;)
Oh and this because of Brendon's... Oh, who am I kidding I'm totally trying to sell this paring to you :) is it working?
No more Jondon pics promise, throwing this one in though because just look at them *drools*
Back to the Brendon. Picture, pretty self explanatory, I want.
This one because Brendon looks good on his knees (I have such a dirty mind /o\)
This is what I, lovingly, like to call Brendon/Caprisun. He's soo cute it's like "Okay, guys I've got my Caprisun, I'm good to go!" And the way he's clutching them too, it's like "They're mine! Don't even LOOK!" ahhahah
To make up for the dorky above picture I will end this comment-post
of DOOM!with this, smoldering eyes Brendon.No
I
Lied
I'll
Leave
You
With
This
One
See how much I love you ;)
*insert your own caption here, that is, if your brain hasn't melted and oozed out of your ears and nose ;)*
In all, awesome job Caro and it's a good thing you already wrote my eulogy, so I'm just gonna go over here and EXPLODE from all the hotness.
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Date: 2009-04-25 04:21 pm (UTC)You want to kill me, don't you?
http://pics.livejournal.com/cardel/pic/00037zfg
I don't know when or where that show was, but I'm still to find a picture from it that's not incredibly hot.
http://pics.livejournal.com/cardel/pic/0003gbtb
I just. I can't. I want red velvet in my coffin, alright?
I SEE YOU TRYING TO SELL ME TO JON/BRENDON AND IT'S TOTALLY WORKING, OKAY?
It's only because Jon's hot and and no okay I have no excuse and I will read the fic and blame you for staining my mind with your other pairings of doom...
ETA: I FORGOT TO ADD THIS.
IwillnotfallforJon/BrendonIwillnotfallforJon/BrendonIwillnotfallforJon/Brendon.
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Date: 2009-04-25 05:47 pm (UTC)You can totally have a red velvet in your coffin, I'll even get them to embed Ryden pics on the inside. You'll have the sexyest coffin ever \o/
Haha oh come on you know you want to just look at your the gif you posted, how adorable. Seriously how can you resist them just look ^__^
Jon's like "My Bden" and Brendon's just like "Wee!!" LOL
And as for your request
If someone has a link to this interview, I would be really, really, really happy if you could share it with me. I've only seen excerpt and I really need to see the whole thing.
They're more like a series of Q&As when they were doing the Honda Civic Tour and as far as I can tell this is how they go, sort of.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7ixksWxi4Q Brendon doing Q&As
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HseS-5FtOAI Brendon & Spencer doing Q&As
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeGflrxmJZc Ryan & Jon doing Q&As
These two are the ones you already know, I think
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abhSQqneG9o This is the one where they’re like “I’ll do anything to be a star, anything.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a131FOEiTJc And this one is like part II of the above. Where Ryan says he named Hobo, Hobo because she lives like a hobo, poor thing LOL
Okay hope that helped!
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Date: 2009-04-25 07:57 pm (UTC)Ngh. I always promised myself I would never, ever split my OTP and now it's just, ugh. Stupid boywhore.
This gif, this is so adorable. Brendon's so tiny and squishable ^.^
THANK YOU THANK YOU :D
I'll watch them tonight.
Embed Ryden pictures, I like that. This way I won't be bored.
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Date: 2009-04-26 12:20 am (UTC)You're welcome the third one with Jon answering his first question, I think, is especially funny :)
Yeah you'll be the envy og the graveyard haha :)
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Date: 2009-04-26 02:16 am (UTC)All the other corpses will be jealous 8)