what is the point of you?

Title: We’re Making Exceptions
Author: fleurdelisee
Word Count: 4,000
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Kurt/Puck
Summary: They have a thing: friends with benefits. Well, really, ‘acquaintances with benefits.’ The hook-ups start out as meaningless ways to get off, and they have an unspoken rule that they never kiss. Just sex.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue.
Author Notes: Yup, you read right. Kurt/Puck. I stepped out of from under my tinhat to try my hand at something new. The prompt over at glee_kink_meme was too adorable to resist. It turned out more fluff and angst than smut, but is that really unexpected from me? Title taken from Bang Bang Bang by Christina Perri.

(  Kurt was thoroughly confused and a little bit scared. )

Title: Five Times Kurt and Blaine Almost Got Caught (and One Time They Did)
Author: fleurdelisee
Word Count: ~11,000
Rating: R, to play safe.
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Summary: Hiding their relationship to everyone was possibly the worst idea Kurt and Blaine ever had.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue.
Spoilers: None, unless you don’t know Blaine exists.
Beta: xiexiegirl
Author Notes: I apologise for one thing: Caleb. He was supposed to be a token OC and a convenient POV for one part but I sort of fell in love with him and he almost took over the fic, to the point where I would totally write an entire thing in his POV if people were interested. I don’t even know where I would post that. Whatever. Just read.

(  Wes was hoping really hard that David’s theory that they were only pretending to not be dating was true, otherwise he might have to shove them in a cupboard until they were no longer single and virgins. )

Title: Animals Sweaters and Nosey Friends
Author: fleurdelisee
Word Count: ~3,400
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
POV: 3rd, Blaine-centric.
Summary: When Blaine joins the King Island Christmas Spectacular show, he gets paired with one Rachel Berry who seems dead set on finding him a lover before Christmas.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue.
Spoilers: A Very Glee Christmas-ish.
Beta: xiexiegirl
Author Notes: *points at xiexiegirl* It’s her fault! She presented that idea to me last night knowing very well I would not be able to resist writing it. Also, since I’m a scary method writer, I googled Kings Island. It’s a theme park in Mason, Ohio, two hours from Westerville and two and a half from Lima. I call this ‘information collecting’; normal people call this ‘creepy stalking behaviour’.

(  Blaine honestly could not remember agreeing for this. )

Title: The One Where Blaine Screws Up A Lot
Author: fleurdelisee
Word Count: ~12,400
Rating: R
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
POV: 3rd, Blaine-centric
Summary: Blaine has some issues with not being an ass to everyone.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue.
Spoilers: None that I can think of, unless, for some reason, you don’t know Blaine and Dalton Academy exist… Well, the leaked video for Baby It’s Cold Outside.
Beta: xiexiegirl
Author’s Note:I have no willpower. Blame Special Education for showing us a totally uncool Blaine and a reform-school-ish Dalton. My brain had to deal with it in some way. This happened. Go give a lot of cookies to the totally awesome xiexiegirl for dealing with me and not complaining when I kept sending her bits of fic on MSN. Keep an eye out for Author Note Part Deux at the end. Also, I am absolutely unable to not write angst. I’m sorry.

(  It may not look like it, but Blaine was trying not to be too jittery that morning over breakfast. He was truly, genuinely trying to look calm. They should appreciate how much effort he was putting into this. It was completely uncalled for when David threatened to drown him in his Corn Flakes if he didn’t stop bouncing his leg or drumming a rhythm on the table. )

Title: When Obvious Meets Oblivious
Author: fleurdelisee
Word Count: ~20,100
Rating: R
Pairing: Blaine/Kurt
POV: 3rd, Kurt-centric
Summary: The one where Blaine flirts with songs, Kurt is thick and Finn is scarred for life.
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue.
Spoilers: Furt and the songs from Special Education
Beta: xiexiegirl
Author Notes: Long author note will be long. I started this on Sunday and therefore had to edit most of the beginning after Furt smashed it to smithereens. It’s still AU-ish for the most part, although I tried to keep it as close to the canon as possible, with what we knew. Credits go to xiexiegirl for the ‘the fourth’ idea (you’ll know what I’m talking about when you get there… ) And now I really need to start revising for finals. Oh god.

(  You serenaded me in front of an entire audience. Again. You’re not a coward. Also, you have to stop wooing me with songs. )

Title: Burnt Food, Broken Cars and Bad Jokes
Author: fleurdelisee
Word Count: ~ 2,500
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Blaine/Kurt
POV: 3rd, Kurt-centric.
Summary: For some reason, the universe didn’t want Kurt to have a quiet date.
Spoilers: Never Been Kissed, for the existence of Blaine.
Disclaimer: Don’t own, don’t sue.
Beta: xiexiegirl
Author Notes: I am so inspired it’s almost creepy. Three cheers for finding my muse again after six months of writer’s block. I’ll save you some googling in case you are like me and don’t know cars at all (thanks for the help, xiexiegirl) and tell you that this is the car I’m talking about.

(  Kurt had once again blushed, apparently. This was becoming an issue.  )

Brendon too can be a faily teenager in love.

( Because even though this is spamming your flist, you will all enjoy it. )

SO. I hadn't planned on cross-referencing but they made it mandatory.

I forgot to mention that after the April posts about his feelings being more important and Ryan aching and all, Brendon began mentioning Audrey a hell of a lot more...

They fucking dated. On the count of three, flail.

One...
Two...
Three.