Brendon Picspam (100+ pics)
Apr. 25th, 2009 02:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
It all started here and then
devilswhore_x and
cardel convinced me to extend it into a larger one, which really got out of hand as you will see in a moment.
NOT DIAL UP FRIENDLY. I seriously recommend you go away if your Internet connection sucks. Or you can always click the cut and then go take a walk, and then cook yourself something to eat, maybe take a shower or a nap, and then come back.
You have been warned.
In my pre-posting preparation process, I tried to come up with some sort of structure for this picspam. I divided it in categories but, seriously, they could all go under Smoking Hot.
Let's get started, shall we?
Baby

Except the one where you can see his face with a mouse make up (my favorites are a bunch of shit and I can't find it), this is probably the youngest we ever saw him. He's already adorable.

Isn't he cute?

BRENDEN. FAIL.

He grew up.
ICU braces. I share the pain.

Some incidents happened on the way, like this lost fight against hair bleach.

But he grew up and got over it.

Some birthdays later...

The Brendon we all know and love appeared.


But even as the months passed, he kept looking like a five year old.




The pink hoodie. It should get its own picspam.

This almost ended in Smoking Hot but he looks so young and squishable.

Even if I sort of promised
devilswhore_x there would be no Ryden, there will be because I can't avoid it. They can't stay away from each other and I just can't avoid it. So if you don't ship it, deal with it or cover Ryan with your hands or something. I love Ryden.

He still acts like a five year old too.
Smile

His smile is one of the best thing in the world.

His laugh, too.


This is only here because I felt Smile was pretty empty and Smoking Hot was getting too full.

Idem.

His laugh.

If someone has a link to this interview, I would be really, really, really happy if you could share it with me. I've only seen excerpt and I really need to see the whole thing.
"I'll do anything to be on television."

Someone dared cutting Patrick out of this. Ryan needs a haircut. Brendon is just fucking amazing.

He loves his band. (NO, I REFUSE TO SHIP BRENDON/JON.)

That smirk. It's the one that killed us all in But It's Better If You Do.


He is the definition of glee.

Pete makes him smile and that's totally enough for me to start liking him.

For once he is childproof. See what I mean later (like you don't already know). Plus, stay tuned, this picture will reappear later...

I needed pictures in this category. Ngh.


He looks like a boy I had a crush on when I was 15. This should be painful to look at but instead I just find myself drooling.
Adorkable

RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOU CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS DAMN VIDEO TO COME OUT.


Seriously. O.O

Dancing...? And I will not comment on the way Ryan looks at him even if it kills me not to.

Brendon. *eyerolls*

*shakes head* What will we do with you?

He doesn't know xD

Capri Sun. I understand your choice. Also, I'm pretty sure Eric hates this picture.

This picture will reappear too. Do you begin to see a pattern?

Now if you tell me you didn't rewind your DVD a few times to watch him do this I will not believe you. Sorry.

Did you sneak in Cobra's bus Bden?

Adorable.

"Time to get dressed now."
"Or undressed!"


This is arguably Pete with him. Bden looks fat. I adore this picture.

Is that Jwalk's signature on his collar?

Three things.
1)He looks like Dopey.
2)Zack doesn't seem to struggle at all to carry Brendon. This boy needs to EAT.
3)The crack. Just. I can't. I won't even try.

See? Not childproof at all.

So much win in this picture.

HIDE THAT TONGUE PLEASE MY BRAIN IS GOING INSANE.

After finding out he didn't get Edward Cullen's role?

Well GTFO Rpattz Bden pwns you anytime as a vampire.

Trying to act all smooth but I bet he was crapping his pants because he was standing on the same stage than Mark Hoppus. I would.
His ass.

Why hello Bden.

Bden and his boys.

:O

He's more Canadian than most Canadians on this. Bryan Adams shirt, racoon hat... eh. You don't have to hide under a fur cap tp make us love you Bden, trust me.
This leads us to Smoking Hot.

Poor baby got undressed by Pete and Andy and found it humiliating.

YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO STAY QUIET WHEN THEY ARE STANDING SO CLOSE AND THAT IT'S ANATOMICALLY SPEAKING IMPOSSIBLE THAT BRENDON'S HANDS NOT ON RYAN'S ASS.
Their tiny hips touching. I can't shut Ryden up when it's this obvious.

Ngh. His hips.

As declared by
devilswhore_x and I, this picture is a weapon of mass destruction.

His lips. That's why I put it in, what do you think? *shifty eyes*

His lips again, seriously O.O

He should not be allowed to wear other colors than burgundy from now on.

Zack was scared.
I would have been too, motherfucking idiot.
I still love you but don't do this again.

This was heading for Baby but I kind of have a thing for him playing piano.

My friend calls this phase of Brendon "YOUR BRENDON, CARO" because it is well known to whoever spent more than five minutes with me that this Brendon-era kills me.

I would like to have this opening the door.

Okay, sorry. Let me find an excuse for this one...
Histheir orgasm faces? Is it okay?

So my friend and I kind of spontaneously and at the same time began singing "Apple Bottom jeans, boots with the fur, the whole club was looking at him. He hits the floor, next time you know Bden got low, low, low, low, low, low..." when we saw this picture.

You should quit, idiot. Maybe you would stop making those creepy squeaky sounds like in Time to Dance on Live in Chicago.

Tattoo, hand, arm... ngh.

Okay, fine, he's allowed to wear red too.

Correction : He's not allowed to wear shirts anymore.

I won't even try.

Imagine finding this waiting in an airport at the same time than you...

Brendon, just. Stop, okay? This isn't fair. I love my brain cells. Let me keep them.

In opposition to "YOUR BRENDON, CARO" this one is known as "ALMOST YOUR BRENDON, VAL" because she likes him better with the haircut he has right now, and she likes the beard. I don't but some of you might so I'm putting it in.

That one is "YOUR BRENDON, VAL". Ngh.



He could totally be a model.
(The shoes are horrible)

His hands.
"You know, Caro, apparently it's not the size of the fingers, it's from the tip of the middle one to the end of the palm, from what I've heard". *looks at this picture* *blushes*
I'm yet to show her Ryan's hands...

This is so unfair.

His hips don't lie.


His ass is everywhere.


IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF IT'S EVERYWHERE D:
I would also like to draw your attention on a certain Jonathan Jacob Walker. Jesus Christ.

Hands. Stop it Bden. Please.


I once spent ten minutes with my friend (always the same one) analysing Brendon's body fat. He lost weight, or trained. Refer to the beach-shirtless one to see what I mean.

It's not that much for Brendon, or for Cee-Lo's face, that I put this one here. It's to beg anyone who might have a link to this to share it. :D

Mmkay. Can you stop staring into my soul please?

Keep doing this forever Brendon.


Yeah, it's there 'cause he's shirtlesswith Ryan.

His lips. They kill me.

Always look this intense.

My Brendon. Ngh.

Yeah, don't stop doing that, alright?

He puts the ASS in mASSive, or as a certain Spencer Smith said, he puts the ASS in JurASSic Park.
And finally...
The Gray Shirt of Doom.
Oh, you know which one, don't you?







If they are sober then my name is Snow White.
And more recently...
SomeoneRyan needs to stop being a lonely, hearbreakingly miserable and huggable hermit go out with him so he can buy new shirts. I have nothing against this one, I love it on him, but he could wear something else from times to times, no?
I hope you enjoyed it. You can of course take the pictures but please, no hotlinking.
Now I really need to go to bed, I've been working on this for four hours.
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NOT DIAL UP FRIENDLY. I seriously recommend you go away if your Internet connection sucks. Or you can always click the cut and then go take a walk, and then cook yourself something to eat, maybe take a shower or a nap, and then come back.
You have been warned.
In my pre-posting preparation process, I tried to come up with some sort of structure for this picspam. I divided it in categories but, seriously, they could all go under Smoking Hot.
Let's get started, shall we?
Baby

Except the one where you can see his face with a mouse make up (my favorites are a bunch of shit and I can't find it), this is probably the youngest we ever saw him. He's already adorable.

Isn't he cute?

BRENDEN. FAIL.

He grew up.
ICU braces. I share the pain.

Some incidents happened on the way, like this lost fight against hair bleach.

But he grew up and got over it.

Some birthdays later...

The Brendon we all know and love appeared.


But even as the months passed, he kept looking like a five year old.




The pink hoodie. It should get its own picspam.

This almost ended in Smoking Hot but he looks so young and squishable.

Even if I sort of promised
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)

He still acts like a five year old too.
Smile

His smile is one of the best thing in the world.

His laugh, too.


This is only here because I felt Smile was pretty empty and Smoking Hot was getting too full.

Idem.

His laugh.

If someone has a link to this interview, I would be really, really, really happy if you could share it with me. I've only seen excerpt and I really need to see the whole thing.
"I'll do anything to be on television."

Someone dared cutting Patrick out of this. Ryan needs a haircut. Brendon is just fucking amazing.

He loves his band. (NO, I REFUSE TO SHIP BRENDON/JON.)

That smirk. It's the one that killed us all in But It's Better If You Do.


He is the definition of glee.

Pete makes him smile and that's totally enough for me to start liking him.

For once he is childproof. See what I mean later (like you don't already know). Plus, stay tuned, this picture will reappear later...

I needed pictures in this category. Ngh.


He looks like a boy I had a crush on when I was 15. This should be painful to look at but instead I just find myself drooling.
Adorkable

RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOU CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS DAMN VIDEO TO COME OUT.


Seriously. O.O

Dancing...? And I will not comment on the way Ryan looks at him even if it kills me not to.

Brendon. *eyerolls*

*shakes head* What will we do with you?

He doesn't know xD

Capri Sun. I understand your choice. Also, I'm pretty sure Eric hates this picture.

This picture will reappear too. Do you begin to see a pattern?

Now if you tell me you didn't rewind your DVD a few times to watch him do this I will not believe you. Sorry.

Did you sneak in Cobra's bus Bden?

Adorable.

"Time to get dressed now."
"Or undressed!"


This is arguably Pete with him. Bden looks fat. I adore this picture.

Is that Jwalk's signature on his collar?

Three things.
1)He looks like Dopey.
2)Zack doesn't seem to struggle at all to carry Brendon. This boy needs to EAT.
3)The crack. Just. I can't. I won't even try.

See? Not childproof at all.

So much win in this picture.

HIDE THAT TONGUE PLEASE MY BRAIN IS GOING INSANE.

After finding out he didn't get Edward Cullen's role?

Well GTFO Rpattz Bden pwns you anytime as a vampire.

Trying to act all smooth but I bet he was crapping his pants because he was standing on the same stage than Mark Hoppus. I would.
His ass.

Why hello Bden.

Bden and his boys.

:O

He's more Canadian than most Canadians on this. Bryan Adams shirt, racoon hat... eh. You don't have to hide under a fur cap tp make us love you Bden, trust me.
This leads us to Smoking Hot.

Poor baby got undressed by Pete and Andy and found it humiliating.

YOU CAN'T EXPECT ME TO STAY QUIET WHEN THEY ARE STANDING SO CLOSE AND THAT IT'S ANATOMICALLY SPEAKING IMPOSSIBLE THAT BRENDON'S HANDS NOT ON RYAN'S ASS.
Their tiny hips touching. I can't shut Ryden up when it's this obvious.

Ngh. His hips.

As declared by
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)

His lips. That's why I put it in, what do you think? *shifty eyes*

His lips again, seriously O.O

He should not be allowed to wear other colors than burgundy from now on.

Zack was scared.
I would have been too, motherfucking idiot.
I still love you but don't do this again.

This was heading for Baby but I kind of have a thing for him playing piano.

My friend calls this phase of Brendon "YOUR BRENDON, CARO" because it is well known to whoever spent more than five minutes with me that this Brendon-era kills me.

I would like to have this opening the door.

Okay, sorry. Let me find an excuse for this one...
His

So my friend and I kind of spontaneously and at the same time began singing "Apple Bottom jeans, boots with the fur, the whole club was looking at him. He hits the floor, next time you know Bden got low, low, low, low, low, low..." when we saw this picture.

You should quit, idiot. Maybe you would stop making those creepy squeaky sounds like in Time to Dance on Live in Chicago.

Tattoo, hand, arm... ngh.

Okay, fine, he's allowed to wear red too.

Correction : He's not allowed to wear shirts anymore.

I won't even try.

Imagine finding this waiting in an airport at the same time than you...

Brendon, just. Stop, okay? This isn't fair. I love my brain cells. Let me keep them.

In opposition to "YOUR BRENDON, CARO" this one is known as "ALMOST YOUR BRENDON, VAL" because she likes him better with the haircut he has right now, and she likes the beard. I don't but some of you might so I'm putting it in.

That one is "YOUR BRENDON, VAL". Ngh.



He could totally be a model.
(The shoes are horrible)

His hands.
"You know, Caro, apparently it's not the size of the fingers, it's from the tip of the middle one to the end of the palm, from what I've heard". *looks at this picture* *blushes*
I'm yet to show her Ryan's hands...

This is so unfair.

His hips don't lie.


His ass is everywhere.


IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF IT'S EVERYWHERE D:
I would also like to draw your attention on a certain Jonathan Jacob Walker. Jesus Christ.

Hands. Stop it Bden. Please.


I once spent ten minutes with my friend (always the same one) analysing Brendon's body fat. He lost weight, or trained. Refer to the beach-shirtless one to see what I mean.

It's not that much for Brendon, or for Cee-Lo's face, that I put this one here. It's to beg anyone who might have a link to this to share it. :D

Mmkay. Can you stop staring into my soul please?

Keep doing this forever Brendon.


Yeah, it's there 'cause he's shirtless

His lips. They kill me.

Always look this intense.

My Brendon. Ngh.

Yeah, don't stop doing that, alright?

He puts the ASS in mASSive, or as a certain Spencer Smith said, he puts the ASS in JurASSic Park.
And finally...
The Gray Shirt of Doom.
Oh, you know which one, don't you?







If they are sober then my name is Snow White.
And more recently...
Someone
I hope you enjoyed it. You can of course take the pictures but please, no hotlinking.
Now I really need to go to bed, I've been working on this for four hours.
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Date: 2009-04-26 11:59 am (UTC)IT'S WHAT WE LOVE ABOUT HIM.
You should be sorry *glares*
But then, if I made a picspam, I would
probablydefiniately slip in some Brendon/Spencer....you know, by accident *shifty*YOU ARE NOT WEAK. YOU HAS GOOD TASTE :DDD
No, he is looking at him like he wants to pound him into the sofa...with the camera still on *innocent smile* xD
Your sister is magic if she looks like Ryro xD
Sunglasses, beds, each other. In fact, what don't they share?(: lolYES they did give him too much Red Bull
it was Ryan's fault. He told Brendon it was fizzy apple juice. He wanted to see him hyper *wiggles eyebrows*And Bden doesn't randomly go out to dinner with stalkers xD
It was hard enough for me (especially with the LIPS and HIPS) but for you to actually do it? I respect and love you forever
Good conclusion. Now let's just make a law that would ensure he will never put a piece of clothing on ever again (not that he would mind because he's a fucking exhibitionist).
He would not mind. At all. Like, he was probably waiting for someone to finally make a law xD
LOL! Aww poor Bden. He wants to convince everyone he's a real boy now.
It's not working xD
Everybody loves GSF y/n? \o/
*bows, grins*
He should go on one of those reality TV things. You know, where they all live in a house together? No one will mind if he is naked :D
Lol clASSy. Also, ICU SAYING FUCK AND TELL, NOT KISS AND TELL XD
Duh, Gabe and Pete were DJing. Gabe got his camera out and Pete cheered and made everybody do a Mexican wave
LOVE YOU TOOOOO ♥♥♥
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Date: 2009-04-26 06:50 pm (UTC)She has Ryro's figure too <.<
oh yes because from times to times Ryro feels like bottoming and hyper!Bden is the best top everIn a completely different interview, he said once again that he only put on clothes because he had to. He will write the law himself soon.
Of course everybody does \o/
PLOT BUNNY GO AWAY RN D:
Yes, fuck and tell. 8)
♥♥♥♥♥
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Date: 2009-04-26 07:01 pm (UTC)Ahaha. She is the girl Ryro, y/n?
Ryan doesn't tell hyper!Bden his plans. He just says "Now." and Bden - in his hyperactive mood - completely understandsLOL seriously? xD oh Bden
ikr? \o/
WE LIKE PLOT BUNNIES CARO, WE LIKE THEM :DDD
I am so using that now xD
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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Date: 2009-04-26 08:15 pm (UTC)She sort of is. But she's shorter, ah. And I'm sure he doesn't have such a bad temper.
She would be happy to hear I said she's Ryro, just like week she compared me to Jon xDSeriously.
Feel free to pass it around :)
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Date: 2009-04-26 08:35 pm (UTC)Did she compare you to Jon coz you're super awesome? D:
:DDDDDDDDD
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Date: 2009-04-27 04:07 am (UTC)She said I'm always calm and nothing ever bothers me xD But with further thought, she's only physically close to Ryan. She has no depth whatsoever and she's hyperactive and sociable. (I am so mean <.<)